(Them: Trololololo. WAIT?! THEY CAN TALK?!)

(WE'RE SCREWED! DX THEY'VE ALMOST COMPLETED THEIR HUMAN-ISH TRANSFORMATION. All they're missing is eyes. *sees one with eyes* WE'RE ALL DOOMED! DX)

(*Grabs you and teleports to Xerneas*. WE NEED HELP!)

(IT'S THE MAGIC CHEESEBURGERS! *Xerneas turns around* Hey, wait a minute, there's something a bit...funny about you. *notices* HOLY ****! YOU'RE A MAGIC CHEESEBURGER TOO! DX)

(OH GOD).

(*runs away* *goes to Arceus* HALP! IT'S THE MAGIC CHEESEBURGER INVASION! *Arceus turns around* CRAP! HE'S ONE TOO! DX)

(NUUUUUUUU! We have to find the lake trio!)

(*goes to the Lake Trio* Err. MEsprit? Uxie? Azelf? *the three turn around* CRAP! THEY'RE MAGIC CHEESEBURGERS TOO! DX)

(We have one last hope, TEC! He cant be infected!)

(*Goes to Tec* Please tell me you're not a Magic Cheeseburger, too. "OKAY" Wait, your voice sounds funny... *turns around* OH SHOOT THEY GOT HIM TOO! DX WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! *MAGIC CHEESEBURGERS begin to swarm us* Before I die, I just wanted to say you're my best friend. And I stole your lollipop when I was 3. DX)

(WAIT! NUUUU *Gets turned*)

(*also gets turned* Derp.)

(THE END)

(BEST HORROR STORY EVER. XD)

(XD).