(YOU SUCK ALMOST AS MUCH AS ASH KETCHUM! ~Love Gary)

(Thanks).

(ASH KETCHUM STILL SUCKS MORE! ~Love Gary. | *FAST FORWARD* | HAAAAI! *is surrounded by women* | *sweat drops* Gary.... -_-' | I AM NINE!)

(*Facepalm*)

(*FAST FORWARD* Gary? | *is still surrounded by women, but now there's an Eevee in the picture* | Rly...)

(MEGA FACEPALM)

(*FAST FORWARDS* GAAAARRRYYY? | *IS STILL surrounded by women, but now there's a whole team of Pokemon there, too* | GARY OAK! D:< | Wut | Derp Disease. Great. | *FAST FORWARDS 10 years* Gary? | *is married and has 3 kids, but still surrounded by women and the Pokemon team* | SERIOUSLY GARY!?)

(ULTIMATE FACEPALM)

(*FAST FORWARDS 20 YEARS* GAAAARRRYYY OOOOOAK!? | Hey, I remember that song! I wrote it when I was six! *has a wife, 10 kids, 5 grand-kids, and a team of Pokemon* | ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!? | *singing even worse than when he was six* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! IIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAM GAAAAARRRRRRRRYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOAK! *runs*)

(OHMIGOD. DIE)

(*FAST FORWARDS ANOTHER 30 YEARS* Gary? | Eh? What's that ye loser? *is married, has 30 kids, 23 grand-kids, 10 great grand-kids a team of pokemon, and is STILL surrounded by women* | REALLY!? | Eh? Wanna hear a song ye loser? | NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!)

(How long has it been since you people have done any actual roleplaying on the Vortex)

(HOW EVEN OLD ARE YOU?!)

(Gary doesn't age though folks o_o)

(I'm going into my car and driving west until I run out of gas)