"Aight." I said jabbing the knife into Deadeye's chest

Deadeye grabbed the knife before it hit him, the black liquid spreading to the knife and causing it to decay, then Deadeye snapped it in half. "Oops, I broke it." Deadeye said.

"I have spares." I said pulling out another one

"More for me to break." Deadeye said.

"Yeah, sure, whatever." I sighed giving Edward a look of "Come on man! Just kill him while he's distracted."

Edwards head just stayed tilted to the side.

I facepalmed and walked over to Edward and handed him a US Socom M24 sniper rifle

Deadeye laughed. "No matter what you do, Edward doesn't have it in him to kill his closest friend." Deadeye said.

([you must login to view links] This thing XD)
"Ooh okay then." I sighed

Deadeye chuckled.

(Krillin: Holy crap! I'm not the first one to die in this series!
Old guy: DAMMIT KRILLIN!
Krillin: What?
Old guy: Too soon!)
"So... he's a wussy then." I said

(lol)

"If you would like to put it that way." Deadeye said.

(Krilin: So, Chichi, hypothetically, what would you do if someone told you your husband was dead and his son was kidnapped by his worst enemy?
Chichi: I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Krillin: Oh, well it's a good thing I'm not telling you that.
Chichi: Would you like to spend the night?
Krillin: Against my better judgement.)

"Okay then." I said

(Lol, not exactly how it went, but that way's funnier.)

Deadeye just smirked.

"Well, Me and Edward can outlive you now, so just tell us when you die of old age." I said