A: What's the difference?

Q: Loose all senses or look at Toy Chica "Fan Art" that you cannot decide for a month?

A: honestly. B.
Q: Stare at R 34 all day, or read shipfics all day?

A: Neither. XD

Q: Chocolate Rain or Chcolate Milk?

(Okay den. you're asking for dat. Don't get mad when I don't answer it either. :P)
A: Chocolate Milk.
Q: Play as Mario in your favorite game, or as Luigi in your least favorite game?

A: Luigi in least fav game.

Q: Swallowing a spheal whole or eating a Wailord

A: Eat a Magikarp. 0w0
Q: Get rid of Mario and keep 'Buttnik, or get rid of 'Buttnik and keep Mario?

Get rid of both. ._.

Eat a Magikarp or eat a Feebas?

(Ah! :D Paradox! If you get rid of Mario, ya gotta keep 'Buttnik, and vice versa. :3 So technically, by doing that, you kept both. Gj there Blue.)
A: I capture them both and train them until they evolve and use them to conquer the world. :3
Q: Play your favorite game as your least favorite character all day, or play your least favorite game as your favorite character all say?

(Actually, I simply put the two of them in a box and mail them to the north pole. ._.)
A: Mmmm No. XD
Q: Shinx or Shiny Shinx?

(*box comes back with 'Return to Sender' stamp*
By the way, where did you find a box big enough?)
A: BOTH. OwO
Q: Tennis shoes, or boots?

(It was Wario's butthole. *Vomits*)
A: Boots. Kick harder :P
Q: Boots or Steel-toed shoes?

(That's disgusting.)
A: Steel-toed shoes.
Q: FNaF, FNaF 2, or FNaF 3?

A:
For the spooks: FNaF1
For the fun: FNaF3

Q: FNaF, FNaF2, FNaF3 or any Mario game?

A: Mariokart! :D *plays as Yoshi*
Q: Yoshi or Mario?

(*Glaring at you with a Freddy Mask on*)
A: Yoshi.
Q: Luigi or Yoshi?