I might at some point. :P
Can you sing? :P

You dun wanna hear my horrible singing skills, really.. QuQ

Can you ride your bicycle around your town? :3

I've heard some really bad singing in my life. xD I'm sure you're not that bad. :P But you don't have to do it if you don't want to.)
tbh I never learned how to ride a bike. I tried learning a few years ago, but quit when my Dad was like: "I won't let go! I promise!" and he held me halfway down our driveway, and the PUSHED me, and I couldn't control the bike, and I hit a bump and hurt my leg pretty bad on the landing. D: Didn't fracture/break it, but it hurt to walk on it.
Can you do normal everyday activities without your thumbs?

(Owchiess. </3 ;n; )

Without my thumbs. XD I bet I can't. XD
Can you do anything without getting distracted? XD

(I never learned how to ride a bike either @Shinxey)
Hell no. XD
Can you do something while thinking about something else?

Depends on the things.
Can you?

Yeah.

Can you take a town...and push it somewhere else?

Patrick can.
Can you stop the worm?

Yeah :P

Can you make a papercraft army?

I COULD but...
Can you survive?

Yes. I have my army under construction as we speak.

Can you tell me where the plans for the new tank is?

On kickme something .com I don't remember all the URL.
Can you tell me my fave band? :P

Chameleon Circuit.

Can you tell me the name of the new Banjo Kazooie game? (I DON'T MEAN NUTS AND BALLS EITHER.)

(Aha! Trick question! I said MY favorite band. ;D And nope.)
I have no idea.
Can you tell me your favorite color?

(It's Yooka-Laylee)

Yup. Is Blue.

Can you?