You take a dip... You dip out Michael Jackson. He challenges you to a dance contest and you lose. He feels pity on you and gives you the pokemon Petilil!

You take a dip. A DS comes out. You put in Pokemon Black 2 and win a match. The card slot blows out a Great Ball!
Gee thanks. I'll take the DS. *runs off with the DS* And I'll be taking THIS as well! *runs back, grabs the game cartridge, and runs back off*

You take a dip and you see a trainer riding a GoldenRayquaza fly out of Wailords massive blowhole... you wave at the trainer, the trainer waves back and loses control of the GoldenRayquaza and crashes into the ground... inside a crater left by the Rayquaza you find a Master Ball!
I thought i was going to have a golden Ray

You were too slow! All the dips have been taken today. Jackie Chan feels sorry for you and gives you $44,132!
Ohey, that's my suggestion again!

You found an Arceus. Wailord took it back and gave you a Great Ball!
Gee thanks Wailord. .-.
Wailord: You're welcome! :D Hey, want a Mew?
Me: Yeah! :D
Wailord: TOO BAD! Here's a Sun Stone. :3

As you try to take your dip. Ash challenges you to a battle and you accept. The noise is so intense Wailord blows you out of his blowhole and runs away, dropping a Everstone! -_- really mon?

You accidentally ate Wailord's pudding and he got very angry. Wailord squished you so hard that you vomitted out 41 coins!
No I didn't 'accidentally' eat the pudding. I purposefully ate it. In my defense, he stole my Arceus yesterday.

You take a dip and you see a trainer riding a GoldenRayquaza fly out of Wailords massive blowhole... you wave at the trainer, the trainer waves back and loses control of the GoldenRayquaza and crashes into the ground... inside a crater left by the Rayquaza you find $82,611!

Suddenly, Wailord de-evolves! Wailord turns back into a Wailmer, and since it's not as big, it can't handle the objects inside it! It explodes into a Fire Stone!

You take a dip and you see a trainer riding a GoldenRayquaza fly out of Wailords massive blowhole... you wave at the trainer, the trainer waves back and loses control of the GoldenRayquaza and crashes into the ground... inside a crater left by the Rayquaza you find a Great Ball!

Wailord sees Goku and Goku uses a massive Kamehameha on Wailord. Wailord spits out 40 coins!

Wailord jumps on you. You gain incredible strength and flip Wailord back. Dualot is surprised and gives you $78,956!

You take a dip... Wailord ate your hands. He went to the toilet and you found your hands back along with a Great Ball!

Before you had a chance to take a dip, Wailord suddenly uses Sleep Powder. SSGoku started sleeping. SSGoku woke up and under your pillow you found 2,311 points!

You take a dip... You found a bone on his throat which was choking Wailord! Wailord was happy and started breakdancing! You joined in and Michael Jackson was so impressed he gifted you a Great Ball!