You decided that you would want to go look at the stars, you lay down with your night vision goggles so you can see better, I shine a flashlight in your eyes and you get temporarily blinded, you run around screaming," I can't see!!! I can't see!!!" and then you fall off the cliff I pushed you off on page 29... So sad... but you didn't stop for 5 days

I walk up and claim
My hill

(You didn't say claim it at the end of your reply :P)

I drop a micro-nuke onto the hill and everyone on the hill scrams and I sit in a hot tub with ice cold lemonade and hot ladies on

3..2..1..
MY HILL!

A sniper shoots you in your right shoulder. You leave for the emergency room and I reclaim
My hill

I hire the sniper to shoot you in the right shoulder, and you fell off the exact same cliff I claim

My Hill (I learn from my mistakes)

u had your hill for several hours and fell asleep, so i duct taped TNT on your body, set it on fire and roll u down the hill and i watch u go down while i claim
My hill

I tell u that your favorite movie is playing somwhere else and you go watch it and i reclaim
My Hill

I realize that my favorite movie isn't playing, so I run back and yell at you: WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT MY FAVORITE MOVIE WAS PLAYING!!!!! and I got so mad, I turned into the the Hulk and you get scared and run away from

My Hill

Once you turned back into a human, three SWAT teams escorted you off the hill and to a prison cell ^^ my hill

I come up to you, whisper a rumor I heard about you, and you charge off of the hill to go take care of it. I decide to stick around for a while on
My hill

A GoldenLugia appeared on the bottom of the hill, you ran down to get it and fell Into a pit ^^ I walk up, and claim it as my hill

I move the hill to a secret location that I know about only and stand at the top of my permanent hill.

I had a tracker on you the whole time and followed you there, and then found out it was on an island and buried you in sand. I walk up and claim it as my hill

I hug u to the death, and stand in victory on my hill

I resurrect, and move the island back to the original location, leaving u stranded on an island, so I walk up and claim it as my hill