I wait until your cheap pesticides stop working, and get a mob of hundreds of players to throw you down the hill. I walk up and claim it as mine.

I fly up the hill and kick you in the face. Then you fall of the cliff and land in an ocean of vicious teddiursas, who rip you apart. I then claim the hill as mine :3

My hill.

I sneak up behind you and shout boo as loud as possible, making you fly away and hide somewhere.
My Hill. >:D

I make a thunderstorm and you get struck by lightnong and my Lampent (strongest lampent ig btw) steals your soul. I claim the hill in the rain
My Hill

I get a bucket of water and throw it at your Lampent and you scream and run to a hospital and I walk up and claim the hill as mine

I yell from the bottom of the hill something about zapdos and helios and giving it to you and you come down. i walk up and yell "I Lied :D" I claim
My Hill

I slap you 4,507,987,896,859,495,594,283,134,573,895,384,293 times becuz you lied to katie, and it knocked u off the top, of my hill.

I kick you off the face of earth into the unknown world of the universe and you never came back
my hill

I come back after finding my way through different dimensions, and slap you so hard, that you forgot ur username and password, so Da Man logged you out, and there! Your permanently gone! So I stand at the top of my hill in victory!

I go back to time and remembered my username and password, so I logged back in and slapped you harder than you did to me off the hill
my hill!!

I ruin the slap party, kick you in the crotch, you fall down and I push you off the hill. I claim it as my hill.

I tie katie to a firework with some rope, I then light the fuse and watch from my hill. :L

:C your cheap fireworks failed to blow up, and I fell in a lake, swam to the shore, yelled at you for getting my hair messed up, then I get a Snorlax to sit on you until you flatten, at which case I put you in a paper shredder. I walk up my hill. :3

I buy the hill from u for 8,963 coins.
My Hill

I declined your offer, get my lawyers who she you for being on my property, and then you go bankrupt, and is my hill. I walked up to my hill.