I throw your dog into the ocean cuz I'm the only real dog that exists and once again stood at the top of
my hill.

My dog swims safely to shore with my assistance. I run back to the hill and tackle you sending us both tumbling down the hill. At the bottom of the hill I land on top of you, you break your leg, and go to the hospital to have that attended to. I limp back up to
My hill

I recover after a week, I've already broken both arms and legs so its not much damage, so I come back and kill your dog, then throw you into the sea with an anchor tied to your leg which made you sink to the bottom of the sea, so then I wait a couple of hours for you to return, and then you are pronounced dead, I am in crutches so I painfully walk to the top of
my hill.

Wailord found me taking the fatal dip, saved me, and helped me fake mine and my dog's death. I surprise you at the hill and you drop your crutches! You trip and start sliding to the bottom of
My hill

I get up, and walk back up, I slap you in the face with my crutches and you roll to the bottom of
my hill.

I pull out a frying pan and hit you on the back of the head with it and kick you off the hill. My hill.

I call Repunzel and she scolds you and smacks you off
my hill.

I call catcherpro and he pelts a million poke balls at you and the last one captures you and you roll off the hill.

I had a pocket knife and sawed my way out. I find a Magnitudizer. I decrease the magnetic force of the north and South pole, the world is finally flat. I knock you out and put you in a cannon and shoot you off the edge of the earth, So then I stood in victory on
my hill.

D: I find an alien armada in a nearby solar system and I get them to kill you. My hill

Well I cant beat that... :/
Its Katies hill xD

I make 10,000 robots to kill the alien and get my 10,000 to kick you out of
My hill :D

~PP32~~

I dig under the hill, find an army of millions of moles and we dig under the hill and make a pitfall trap and you fall into it

I pour boiling oil down on you and your moles that are still in the hole and you are all severely injured and can't move. I drag your body away from
My hill

while you drag katie down your hill i set a mine trap and you stepped on it and blew up off of
My Hill