I spend mindless minions to run around in your minefield, they trigure all the mines, and you are so shocked that you just spend $500 dollars at The Home Depot, on some mines that random minions exploded, you rush there, and demand a refund, I then waltz onto my hill, (I don't know why I would waltz onto a hill, but who cares), and settle down with a picnic blanket open a Coke, and stare blankly at the clouds...

I throw your picnic blanket down the hill and you run down to get it. My hill

My teddi flies to the top of the hill and gives you a huge bear hug! Once he's done you're having a hard time breathing so you go to the hospital to have yourself checked out. I have my Absol fly me to the top of
My hill

Except, I was disguised as the absol, who took you to the top of the hill, then kicked you off into a very deep cliff, you didn't finish flatlining until 5 days as you were falling, I reclaimed

My Hill

After coming back from the hospital, I found Osama Bin Ladins secret chemical warfare weapons and used them on you. You decide to run to a hospital yelling I feel funny. My hill

I inform the U.S. military of your connections with Osama bin Laden and you're taken into custody. I walk up to
My hill

I soon escape from their custody and bring in Britney Spears and she sings terribly so you scream and run away. My hill

I put in sound proof earplugs, and run up to my hill, and get my bulldozer and knock you, and brittany spears off of
My Hill

I run back up the mountain, alongside Britney Spears and she kicks you to the curb I paved on the side of the hill. My hill

i come out of no where and i smack you two with my shovel and i push you both off of
my hill :D

I contact the international shovel society (ISS) and tell them about you mass abuse of shovels, they get as many astronauts (for some reason they like astronauts) down to clobber you, you are taken into custody, while you are in custody I walk upon
My Hill

I call the IRS to collect their money. Since you dont have the money to pay for your hill, they take you to jail.
My hill :P

I spend $250,000 to buy a tickling feather and slowly creep up the hill. When I get to the top and locate you, I proceed to tickle you until you roll off of the hill from laughing. I call my Miltank to come to the top of
My hill

I spend $249,999.99 on a tickle proof vest (what is with these overpriced tickling things?!?)And run up the hill you try and tickle me, but you can't, you are so shocked, that you jump up and shock and you fall off that same cliff, for 5 days (do u learn nothing?)

aha, my shovel was just a fly swatter disguised as a shovel! so the ISS got mad at u for wasting their time and attack u! I declare that this is now
My Hill